black–lamb:

yondaimektabi:

1. “I’m broke”
Means you don’t have any money.

2. “Nah man, I’m broke”
Means you don’t have money to spend or give to other people.

3. “I’m broke right now”
Means you’re saving your money for bigger things.

how am i all 3 at the same damn time?

nightcoremoon:

frickdun:

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

thaetre:

indiana jones more like fedora the explorer